...so then she says to me that size doesn't matter. Like I need to hear that BS. It's a fact that it's not nearly as tight with the smaller ones as it is with those huge, fat monsters. I mean, those big ones are freakin' scary!
"Size Matters"
Printed on the front of a very comfy, poly-blend, unisex t-shirt. Ladies, assume a Men's size shirt.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Width (inches) | 19 | 20 ½ | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |