Size Matters

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  • Regular price $23.00 then she says to me that size doesn't matter. Like I need to hear that BS. It's a fact that it's not nearly as tight with the smaller ones as it is with those huge, fat monsters. I mean, those big ones are freakin' scary! 

"Size Matters"

Printed on the front of a very comfy, poly-blend, unisex t-shirt. Ladies, assume a Men's size shirt.

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Body Width (inches) 19 20 ½ 22 24 26 28