Do you feel a need to circle every traffic cone you pass? Do you weave dangerously and illegally between the cones in a Work Zone? Have you ever had the urge to relocate a few cones to provide them with a more meaningful existence? You may have a problem. I'm fine with it, but some folks may think you have a problem.
"Addicted? No. I can quit anytime I want."
Printed on the front of a very comfy, poly-blend, unisex t-shirt. Ladies, assume a Men's size shirt.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Width (inches) | 19 | 20 ½ | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |