Being slow ain't easy. It takes training and practice. If you're proud to say that you want to be slow, this shirt tells the world that you're learning these techniques. You actually may have to explain it to them, but it gets the conversation started.
"Slow Learner"
Printed on the front of a very comfy, poly-blend, unisex t-shirt. Ladies, assume a Men's size shirt.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Width (inches) | 19 | 20 ½ | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |